Evil Eye

What is wrong with my mom!  Seriously!  Can't she see I'm trying to SLEEP!  Humans just do not comprehend how detrimental sleep deprivation is to us dawgs.  Doesn't she understand that to maintain this level of handsomeness I need 20 hours of beauty sleep each and every day?  I guess I'll have to let it slide since they (humans) ARE less evolved than we are.  Oh the burden of brains and beauty...

Happy Spring!

Hello to all my old dawg and cat friends!  Believe it or not, I am still here.  A little older, a little more substantial (or as my mom so eloquently puts it, FATTER), but just as handsome as ever.

I've been very busy guarding the palace and keeping every dawg, cat and human in line.  I rule with an iron paw and I have them all trained well!  Just wanted to let you all know I'm thinking about you and hope all is well in your dawg and cat houses!