Saturday, March 21, 2009

Grooming

While Leah was home she noticed I was a little smelly so she decided to give me a bath. Ziggy loves baths (Leah gave him one too but mom wasn't home to take pictures) but I am not a fan. I tried to hide, I tried to run away, but Leah was too fast and I was captured and subjected to soapy water torture. She suds me up and laughed at my shaking. Mom was there too and she did nothing to help me. All she did was document the torture with pictures. Doesn't she know it's a bad idea to photograph your crime? Well, she's in trouble now cause I got the pictures and I'm posting them for the world to see the abuse I was forced to endure. Can Amnesty International help me??
Today my mom voluntarily went for a grooming herself. She went to Toni's Barber Shop in Westhampton Beach. She says she loves that place. Humans are so weird. Toni's dawg Bernie was there. Mom calls him Bernie the Barber Dawg. He's a Wheaton Terrier. Today he was really tired cause he and his sister went for a play date last night and, believe it or not, Bernie was subjected to soapy water torture too by his babysitter! Yes friends, Bernie had a bath. When will this abuse ever end?

32 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Woo survived BUT I'm sure woo got lots of treats, eh?

Maybe woo need AMMYnesty Internation from The AO4 to help woo with your khase!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Bathing woo must khonsume furry little water - HaRoooo!

Ziggy said...

Lil' Bro baths are the greatest! Its just as fun as swimming in the pool or going to the beach! Its not torture. Its the humans showing us love!

Bobby said...

Well I guess you will smell a lot better now. I hate baths too. Bernie looks like a very big dog

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

First off, Im still looking for the perfect rock to send you, Pedro.
Or maybe I'll send myself 'cause I rock!
Being tortured by soapy water and then post the pictures for the whole bloggers to...laugh, hmmm, it's not funny, that what we call physical, mental abuse, call hotline help now.
Wanna swing by to see Dallas in Spring?

tnbullterrors said...

Hey Pedro, we have a Chihuahua too, her name is Cissy and she is booo-ssiee. She doesn't like baths either, must be a Chihuahua thing. We posted on our bloggie about what Cissy did last week while DawgDaddy & DawgMom were gone, they almost blamed us!
We're still waiting for all the race peoples to leave so we can go find you some rocks.

Feather, Darla & Pappy, the TN Bull Terrors

Byron y Xinver said...

Uh, you look so different while having a bath. And your face is terrible in the picture where you're wrapped with the towel. Surely you'll feel better afterwards.

Moco said...

OMD,
Don't your hoomans know that the smell is important for socialization. Unlike themselves. When they smell it is really bad. Why must they subject us to their standards.

Zeus said...

This is reason #3094 why cats rock: We don't need baths by human hands. We give ourselves baths.

Poor Pedro. Maybe you should take some notes from those ill-trained pooches on Dog Whisperer and learn how to fight back! ;)

Lorenza said...

Hi, Pedro!
Hmmmm.... I am so sorry you don't like baths! My mom promised me one this weekend and I am waiting for it!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

♪Tobi♪ said...

oooooooo i hate my bathies too!! i squeal and climb on top of my hoomans every time shaking with fear!!

Tobi

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Pedro,
Please go to thecutestblogontheblock.com
to pick your background. It's free!

Lacy said...

w00f's. heehee me iz sorry u had to have a baff..i heard mama and daddy talking they saided me needed one too...me not thinks i does..me has a couple rocks to send, but waiting till me goes to the park to find a couple of bigger ones..

b safe,
~rocky~

Suzuki said...

Hey Pedro!
Just thought I would stop by and let you know that I had a small glitch with my email account so if you have already sent me an email fur Lookin' Fur Love you may want to send it again.
Hugs from the Stud
Scooby Doo

Snowy and Crystal said...

awwh Pedro, we feel for you buddy, as much as we love water and are crazy about swimming, being bathed with soap is something that we are not so fond of too =p

Please stop by our blog to collect the "friendship Rose award" and the "brighten your day" award that we passed to you, pal

licks

S&C

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Oh you poor thing that definitely is abuse and you have the proof.. Lock her up!

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Rambo said...

OMD cousin. I see your little chi ears are back. You are not happy. I don't blame you!! I can't even make myself say the word, but I HATE getting a b---. It is worse than torture. I shake like a leaf when G says the word b---.
I bet you smell good though.
Leah is perty.
cousin Rambo

the 4 Bs said...

hi Pedro, that looks like dog abuse to us. can you call 911 for an emergency rescue?

we have some special rocks that we are going to send you next week. we had to search for the best special ones at the dog park.

woofs.

Sweepy said...

Woof!
I'm about to call AmnestyIntl but after looking at your afterbath photos, decided against it. You would not want to be cuddled with a sneezing Leah, would you?

I love baths. I don't care if it makes my fur dry since we're now having baths twice a week because of the hot summer weather.

My big brother Bogart wants to live in a bathtub but you know how he is.

We're working on your rock and it is kindda rocky so I'll post about it soon!

Thanks for your bday greetings!

Rambo said...

Pedro,
Tell your mom that she doesn't have to be afraid and have blogochangophobia!
It was easy. Tell her to go to Webfitti and you just choose a free background. It doesn't change anything on your blog. It just changes the background. OK?
Your blog looks good with the paws in the background!
oxox
cousin Rambo

Poppy said...

Ooh, it's almost bath time for me too. At the end of every month I have to have a bath. No fair!

Poppy

GoldenSamantha said...

Hello Pedro! Just trying to catch up with you after missing so many blog posts! You are so adorable getting bathed - I love the whole scene including treats! Oh, you are adorable!
Huge Hugs xo Sammie

Hector and Lola said...

Pedro, we know how you feel. You look so sad in your pictures! We both shake like crazy, and then, when Mom blinks, we try to escape. We have double long baths, though. Shampoo AND conditioner! Crazy! -Hec and Lola

the 4 Bs said...

hey Pedro, we just wanted to tell you that we took our mom to the post office today and mailed your package to you. it's a small box cuz there are some other secret special things in it too. you should get it in a few days.

the rocks are really special. one is magic. we hope you like it all.

woofs.

Thor said...

Hi Pedro!
Sorry to hear you got a bath. You sure don´t look happy in those pictures.
Well, I like baths.

xoxoxo
Thor

Joey said...

Poor Pedro! I'm glad you survived that awful bath. The things our humans put us through!

See ya!
Joey

River said...

We do not believe in baths! You need to get your stink-on and keep it! We would be glad to help.

love & wags,
River

JB's Big World said...

Hi Pedro,
I am so sorry you had to have a bath. You know how I hate water on my furs, so I totally understand the torture.
Sorry I have not been around. We had a really tough weekend....nobody really knows, but my mom moved us back to our old house this weekend cuz my mom and daddy are having purrsonal problems, and mom wanted to move out for a while to get her head straight. I am super excited to be here but don't want mom to know cuz she is sad.
I am finally posting about the rocks we will send you, and hope to have the post done this morning some time. Silly Bear.....he got one really strange rock for you....you will see, and you can decide whether you want to use it or not. There were just not so many rocks near our house.
--JB

The Army of Four said...

Ha roo, Pedro. It's me - Ammy. Oh, oh the HORROR of what you went through. I could barely look at the pictures. In fact, I couldn't. My brother Dave had to read your post to me, as I hid under the dining room table. That's where I go if evil things like baths or brushings are being discussed. If only I had known earlier - I could have offered you sanctuary! Are you OK? Please tell me you're OK now!
If this ever happens again, run as fast as you can over to my house. I live just west of the park from where you are, past the trees where the squirrels lurk. Find me, Pedro! Find me and I'll keep you safe!
Love,
Ammy

The OP Pack said...

We don't like baths either but we bet you looked and smelled beautiful after you were done.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Pedro, Gus here, I leave pee-mail all over that lake...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Chef said...

Pedro, never waste your time trying to run from the evil clutches of a bath giver. You'll never win... they'll never understand that we're supposed to stink. Endure,little buddy - it's the same people who fill our bowls.

xoxo
Chef

PS -I haven't forgotten about your rock -we're still waiting for all the snow to melt, then the slush...

Niamh said...

I am so sorry to see that you had to endure the torture of a bath Pedro. I hate them too and I shake like mad the whole time. I understand that I am going to have one on Thursday and I dread it.

Your friend,
Niamh

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